im about to clap jj with the shotty
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by CANADIANKIDZ November 13, 2020
Get the Shotty mug.yeh basically it’s a cheap easy way to get high. yeh a shottie is a normally a small plastic bottle with a hole burnt in for ur tube (normally £2 from ur local dodgy store) also metal straws rolled up cans, metal pens, jusy anything metal. then add some water that comes a little bit higher that the tube add a thumb hole and ur just about ready to make ur transfer into a poor stoner. roll up a little ball of bacci (tobacco) and grind ur sweet green and powder it on top, or add ur weed to a bowl and pack it down or if u got a skinny tube pull of a nug press it in to the tube and ur ready for the rip. place ur lips over the bottle, put ur lighter to the weed, (cream it (inhale so the weed burns) then pull it (inhale hard to pull down the tobacco and weed) now ur 1 of 3 things, a pro stoner, a new stoner or ur a bitch for plugging it (not inhaling hard enough)
chav “yo cuz u sort draw”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
by Phist me June 26, 2019
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A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers
Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men
A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers
Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men
Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s
Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out
Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out
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Nick: "I had the worst game ever on Modern Warfare 2!"
Tom: "What happened?"
Nick: "Some guy decided to go shotty running the whole time and it pissed me off!"
Tom: "You just got owned!"
Tom: "What happened?"
Nick: "Some guy decided to go shotty running the whole time and it pissed me off!"
Tom: "You just got owned!"
by Nokitch July 22, 2010
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by Shotty Millz biggest fan September 10, 2025
Get the Shotty Millz mug."Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco
"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis
"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco
"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis
"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.
by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018
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