Shlinky

A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.

"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"

Shlinky by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026

turkish shlank 

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.

“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”

turkish shlank by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020

Lankey shlankey 

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

Lankey shlankey by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020