holy shiite muslim

pronounced (hoe-lee she aight muzz lim)
n. Expression of surprise.

Juanita Doe: I forgot to turn off the stove!
Juan doe: Holy shiite muslim!! Is you serious?

by xtotheizzo August 28, 2008

holy shiite muslims

It is a hybrid of holy shit and Shiite Muslims put together.

Holy shiite muslims those tits are huge!

by Yukester December 20, 2007

shimit

when someone's so ugly u can't tell if they're a boy or a girl...

damn i couldn't tell what that shimit was.... cuz it looked like yo mama!!!

by noelle biatch July 4, 2004

shinstagram

The act of perusing instagram while taking a shit.

For example, my friend Nicki often takes very long shits because he is shinstagraming.

by joewilly February 7, 2014

Shinia

Beware. Shinia is the most hype girl you'll ever meet! At first, she might try and hide away from people, because she dislikes them and has had bad experiences with them before. But if you become her friend, if you can handle her annoyingness and kawaiiness you won't regret it. First of all, she's extremely sweet, kind and will totally risk her life for her friends. She's extremely brave and won't back down from any challenge. She loves being high, and enjoying nature. She loves sugar, candy, sweets and all types of treats, especially cake. She's also very hot, everyone crushes on her! (Until they find out how weird she is.) She loves making music videos and is very popular but truly all she cares about is her true friends, and is more selfless than anything. She's also a great pokémon battler! (No I'm not sorry) She crushes on Ash Ketchum and she's like a more crazy female version of him... Her pokémon are Poochyena, Shiny Sylveon and Furfrou. She has millions more... She has aqua hair, teal eyes and is often wearing teal ribbons for a top, skirt and rainbow ribbons curling around her arms. She wears knee-high black boots and a spiked collar and spiked belt.

"Oh GOSH that Shinia girl is CRAZY! Why is she always happy?!"

by lpspoochyena12 April 19, 2018

shiite colon bomb

a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion

Dude i dropped a shiite colon bomb on Francis last weekend, he had to get surgery.

by samurai2141 May 3, 2010

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005