Popping Shards

Eating chunks of crystal methamphetamine, or rather tilting ones head back and tossing shard into open mouth followed by a swig of water or juice. Approximately 20-25 minutes after this procedure, you will be high as fuck. Wooohmp wooohmp motha fucka. ;)
If it wasn't for popping shards I wouldn't be the wonderful criddle master I am today!
by Original GG Killa May 11, 2016
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aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.
I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself
by SoCalbro January 13, 2024
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Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.
Damn I have shard breath...again.
by gackhead December 05, 2010
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shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.
I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.
by Smokedopeeveryday September 01, 2020
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liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.
Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.
by Mexican midget June 29, 2017
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Shard varking

A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 02, 2024
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blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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