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Dakar Shandy

A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose
"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"
by Jeremy88271763 September 8, 2019
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Shandi

Shandi is basically a pirate.
Just shout "Shandiiiiiiiiiiii" to your friend
by Kim Slejdet September 11, 2019
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Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.
by Ross1lung December 5, 2013
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Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.
Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?
by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018
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Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.
That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.
by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018
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Shandi

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.
Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021
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