Shandi

Shandi is basically a pirate.

Just shout "Shandiiiiiiiiiiii" to your friend

by Kim Slejdet September 11, 2019

Shandi

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒

Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah

by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012

Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).

Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.

by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.

Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?

by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018