scooter-forums

Run by Mods for Mods, if you like riding round on Vespa's or Lambretta's with lots of mirrors and spotlights looking Gay then this is the place for you. On the other hand if you despise these types and prefer instead to ride scooters without alluding to the past then SBW is the place for you.

I used to be a member of scooter-forums but my arse got too sore and I discovered sex with women. So I have now joined SBW because its not gay.

by Eight legged freak April 27, 2006

Scooter Pie

A cheap knock off of the moonpie. It is available mainly in the northern United States. In Canada and the UK it is called a Wagon Wheel. The Scooter Pie consists of two graham crackerish cookies, a marshmallow filling, and a waxy chocolate coating.

BettyRuth, would you go into the Stop-N-Go and pick me up a Pepsi and a Scooter Pie or two?

by SpookyT April 26, 2006

Anal Scootering

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.

Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.

by UMARZ May 27, 2010

Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.

I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.

by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

scooter ankle

An alternative way of saying suicide.

I hate this life. I'm gonna commit scooter ankle.

by Chillax_Bro August 17, 2021

scooter hitcher

someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!

the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?

im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!

by mr ess February 21, 2009