The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
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Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
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Person 2: Nah that's a daddy schlong legs, send him up to my room
Person 2: Nah that's a daddy schlong legs, send him up to my room
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your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009
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2. A sock or other concealing material meant to gently warm the penis in cold weather
3. Cohabitants, such as testicles, hair, lint, mites, etc.
2. A sock or other concealing material meant to gently warm the penis in cold weather
3. Cohabitants, such as testicles, hair, lint, mites, etc.
1. I'm a bit shy, so my schlongbuddy Mike helps me by hooking me up with his leftovers.
2. My schlongbuddy comes in handy as a buffer during freeballing which prevents painful zipper error.
3. You call them crabs, I call them schlongbuddies.
2. My schlongbuddy comes in handy as a buffer during freeballing which prevents painful zipper error.
3. You call them crabs, I call them schlongbuddies.
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