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Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018
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Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.
The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!
by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011
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daddy schlong legs

Person 1: OH FUCK KILL IT, ITS A SPIDER!
Person 2: Nah that's a daddy schlong legs, send him up to my room
by Schlong legs February 4, 2018
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mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009
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schlongbuddy

1. A friend of the schlong, but nothing serious
2. A sock or other concealing material meant to gently warm the penis in cold weather
3. Cohabitants, such as testicles, hair, lint, mites, etc.
1. I'm a bit shy, so my schlongbuddy Mike helps me by hooking me up with his leftovers.
2. My schlongbuddy comes in handy as a buffer during freeballing which prevents painful zipper error.
3. You call them crabs, I call them schlongbuddies.
by OrkTheFork January 10, 2011
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schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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