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pearl scarf

When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.
Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!
by jylax February 8, 2014
mugGet the pearl scarfmug.

Inflatable scarf

When you go down on a woman (cunnilingus) and she farts and you feel a warm breeze on your neck.
I told my girlfriend the room was freezing, she gave me an inflatable scarf
by DodoStaff April 13, 2022
mugGet the Inflatable scarfmug.

Poppy Scarf

When a girl wraps her legs around your head while you eat her out, and then she tinkles a little when she’s finished.
I met a Puerto Rican girl last night from Tinder who begged me for a Poppy Scarf
by BlinkMePoppy October 6, 2023
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Scarf Rock

A genre of rock that is charecterised by one or more of the members in the band wearing a scarf. The musical characteristics of this genre include harder rocking tunes in the bands earlier stages which then evolve to softer melodic ballads that entail homoerotic atmosphere and cliche' lyrics. The band tries to disguise this change in sound as musical 'maturity' when really, it is just gay.
Guy 1: Hey man you check out that Hinder concert last week?

Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scarf rock bands

Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?
by spillaz July 30, 2010
mugGet the Scarf Rockmug.

Pizza scarf

Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.
Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.
by ch1bz January 27, 2017
mugGet the Pizza scarfmug.

clinton scarf

When you get choked by Clinton while you blow him
I gave her a Clinton Scarf for our anniversary
by gorgorgorilla May 3, 2016
mugGet the clinton scarfmug.

ass scarf

One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.
You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.
by 1010 July 27, 2004
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