Blackrod Sausage

Heterosexual Sexual at where the male freezes his own excretion before putting it into a condom. The male then uses the frozen shit baton to penetrate the female vagina.

Phase originated from the small Lancashire village.

"you get upto anything fruity last night?"

"Yea gave her a bit of Blackrod sausage."

by Merce1122 January 16, 2010

Sausage Porridge

When a man reached Orgasm and his Meat Rod lobs a batch of Sausage Porridge.

I went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash

by Glokenspink March 15, 2013

sausage pox

A medical condition of lesions on male genitalia usually as a result of unprotected intercourse. Frequently requires medical evaluation and treatment.

I'm really worried I caught sausage pox from that girl again last night bro.

by Russellrowsey April 25, 2017

sausage drop

verb: to send a picture of your penis/man meat via social networking site, in hopes of initiating sexual conversation

Ive been talking to this one skank but its not goin anywhere, imma totally sausage drop her.

dude i sausage dropped your mom on gchat the other day

bro check your facebook, i just sausage dropped everyone from our senior class

this bitch just gave me her number and i sausage dropped her from the bathroom

by ginga ninja & digital redneck December 15, 2010

Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

Sausage City

Prison or a place full of sausages.

Me: “Man, ‘Quez, did you hear that Damean is headed to Sausage City?”
Quez: “Nah, what’s that?”
Me: “That’s Prison, you know, the booty house.”

by Thug Roy February 20, 2019

Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.

Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.

by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009