This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
Get the Wobbly Sausagemug. A medical condition of lesions on male genitalia usually as a result of unprotected intercourse. Frequently requires medical evaluation and treatment.
by Russellrowsey April 25, 2017
Get the sausage poxmug. verb: to send a picture of your penis/man meat via social networking site, in hopes of initiating sexual conversation
Ive been talking to this one skank but its not goin anywhere, imma totally sausage drop her.
dude i sausage dropped your mom on gchat the other day
bro check your facebook, i just sausage dropped everyone from our senior class
this bitch just gave me her number and i sausage dropped her from the bathroom
dude i sausage dropped your mom on gchat the other day
bro check your facebook, i just sausage dropped everyone from our senior class
this bitch just gave me her number and i sausage dropped her from the bathroom
by ginga ninja & digital redneck December 15, 2010
Get the sausage dropmug. Me: “Man, ‘Quez, did you hear that Damean is headed to Sausage City?”
Quez: “Nah, what’s that?”
Me: “That’s Prison, you know, the booty house.”
Quez: “Nah, what’s that?”
Me: “That’s Prison, you know, the booty house.”
by Thug Roy February 20, 2019
Get the Sausage Citymug. I went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash
by Glokenspink March 15, 2013
Get the Sausage Porridgemug. When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.
by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010
Get the Sausage Squirrelsmug. An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.
by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009
Get the Stale Sausagemug.