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Satan

Fallen angel who temps you with the better things in life without work. He is the enemy of the christian religion and is the biggest scapegoat in the history of time. Several of the flaws in the christian religion are blamed on Satan, and that the fact he has several names is a lie. Satan is ONLY satan, not lucifer, beelzebub, or baphomet.
Christianity is kept alive by the fear of hell and Satan.
by Nik D May 29, 2005
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The idol of satanism, created by Magus Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997), and the greatest religon ever, the religon is based on logic rather than spirtual things, for worshipping of fleshy things produce pleasure. And whose bible is "The Satanic Bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey

I am a satanist
Satan represents responsibi;ity to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
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The United States. (eg, Ayatollah Khomenei: "we must destroy the Great Satan".) Any American abroad. European view of US.
"Satan is running amok again" - typical comment on any aspect of current US foreign policy by anyone at all outside US.
by James William May 19, 2005
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bill clinton a.k.a. "bubba" the inbred klansmen from pigfucker arkansas
by exdem September 11, 2006
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hey since i'm satan imma go stick a fiery hot dildo into an innocent virgin.
by dodobird777 April 11, 2009
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The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.
Satan is my best friend.<3
by Jerkasauris Rex. January 26, 2011
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Lucifer was once great, now hes just an inferior little bitch named satan.
by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
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