A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017
Get the captain sandalsmug. by retarded crusader August 8, 2020
Get the pet sandalmug. Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.
The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.
The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.
by footdad June 12, 2022
Get the pearl sandalsmug. While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.
by locohombre September 8, 2016
Get the greek sandalmug. A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.
Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?
by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019
Get the Jerry Sandalmug. by liddlejadde December 16, 2018
Get the Jesus Sandalsmug. by Lional ritchie June 15, 2018
Get the Gladiator sandalsmug.