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straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!
Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !
by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019
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Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.
P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.
by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018
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virginia saddle

used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.
Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing
by togim April 21, 2018
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saddle time

Time spent sitting on the toilet for purposes of poopin.
I'll see you in a bit, I had the Taco Bell value menu lunch and I need some saddle time.
by Some_Comedian April 23, 2018
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tall in the saddle

Big package, he be packin’, large dong
That cowboy was tall in the saddle. All of the ladies swoon when he come yonder.
by anonymous August 11, 2021
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saddle sniffer

A gentleman whose particular perversion is inhaling the aroma of a lady’s bicycle saddle.
Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
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