I'm not saying I'm [Jesus]...I'm just saying

An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)

May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"

"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"

"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"

by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009

Daylight Savings Time

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

by ommonomaily August 6, 2012

Daylate savings time

When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.

All the clocks in our house observe daylate savings time so that we are not tardy for school.

by Mr. Lernon October 28, 2013

sacking

It is when you take a photo of yours or someone else scrotum near a person's face while they sleep.

Shane passed out early so we took a picture of me sacking him.

by AmbushJake March 31, 2009

saving

1) The act of letting someone get away with more than they should.

2) Treating a hoe better than you should.

1) Girl 1: He lives with her paying no bills, cheats on her, and always likes but she's still with him.

Girl 2: You know she be saving him.

2) Guy 1: You know Jake fucked the girl he met at the club the first night. And then let her meet his mom?

Guy 2: He's always saving these hoes. He needs to get his shit together..

by BLMak September 21, 2013

Sacking around

The act in which one waves his ballsack in a figure of eight. or

A general term for messing around

Example 1
Person 1: Hello, what are you doing there?
Person 2: Why, i'm just sacking around

Example 2
Person 1:*listening to music, not doing homework*
Person 2: Stop sacking around and get your work done

by thatfatkid1704 June 28, 2011

Saving yourself

Not having sex with others until they meet a special person

"Why don't you have sex Will? Are you saving yourself for someone?"

by Sexathlete May 14, 2018