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Reuben is one of the most sexy guys ever. People love him because of his fitness and strength takes women's hearts by his sexy face and curly hair ...Reuben is just amazing !!!
Reuben's hair is so fye
by Jayjackstv January 20, 2018
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Reubenitis

Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.

Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.

Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.

Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.
by The Reuben December 31, 2018
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Sticky Reuben

A vagina with large labias and a sticky touch that resembles a Reuben (or smoked meat) sandwich. Common phrase amongst French-Canadians.
Man, that chick has a sticky Reuben, hold the mustard!
by Dr. Strangepenis March 30, 2010
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Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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ruben

a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 7, 2011
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Ruben

really cool dude, see linda. (his gf)
ruben brown
by bain December 15, 2003
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Reuben

Mate, good to see you, come in. I was just about to wrap up a reuben.
by uk_stu May 13, 2005
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