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Maria Rita

Maria Rita, detta anche comunemente mary è una ragazza solare, altruista e divertente. Lei ti farà sempre ridere, anche nei momenti più bui! ma fate attenzione, perché a primo impatto sembrerà una vera stronzetta. Lei spesso può risultare violenta tirandoti anche un bel calcio, ma vabbuo le vogliamo bene lo stesso perché mentre ti sfotte ride. Fate attenzione anche alla sua amica Iole, le sta spesso abbracciata fuori scuola per paura che qualche essere cattivo gliela porti via. Iole è Maria Rita sono le amiche perfette per chiunque<3
iole: Ue strunz
Maria Rita: Ue facc e cazz *ride e ti assassina*
by iole November 21, 2021
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Rita

Rita is a beautiful latina with long dark hair and olive eyes.
She is intelligent,cute,loyal, funny,talented and independent, she loves her family, music and food.
Mostly shy and humble once you get to know her you will love her, she is always ready to help others and is a real lady, very respectful and warm, this kind of girl is hard to find.
This is the woman any man would be lucky to marry.
-Check out Rita, what a cutie!
-Damn that Rita is a dream of a woman.
by James Bright November 20, 2017
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Senior rita

When you speak that spanish, and see a hot chick. You say to ur bros "look at that hot senior rita"
by Slax January 26, 2017
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Rita Povataj

shes pretty asl, no one doesnt even come close to her, if u even glance at her kys nobody loves you

PS:Shes taken by me ofc
"Oh Rita Povataj?Ye bro shes a 10"
by ritas bf April 16, 2022
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Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
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Rita

i miss having sex but at least i don’t wanna die
i miss Rita
by reeda December 31, 2020
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