Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Ripe

so lovely

i’m so lovely love the whole crew shawty brave i’m so ripe

by facts only. June 15, 2021

ripe

dope

ur mom is so ripe

by paulsripecelery November 25, 2018

Ripe

“That’s ripe”

meaning you actually had the nerve to say that! Really?

That’s Ripe!

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

cherry ripe

chunky period

i’m in period pain. it’s a fucking cherry ripe.

by Kerryanne June 19, 2022

Ripe

Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.

Something absolutely earth-shattering!

Man, that song's ripe as fuck!

T's become quite ripe over the years!

by Dhama_ka August 3, 2022

Ripe

Ripe means you have a big bum with juicyness and dwayne johnson stares

Thats ripe

by shepooped May 18, 2022