yuly retire

for someone who is retired and still pushing contest and got 115k contest

yuly is yuly retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021

texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.

My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.

by WorkManager October 3, 2017

an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout

If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021