After hiking, camping & horseback riding in the deep, isolated wilderness for several weeks, I had a severe case of red raisin.
by Dr. Miller December 10, 2006
Get the Red Raisinmug. Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
by Vizantieca November 2, 2010
Get the Ass raisinmug. A weekly celebration of the awesomeness of raisins, chocolate-covered raisins and other raisin related memorabilia, usually celebrated by buying a bag or two of raisins and fangirling about them
Person 1: Hey guess what day it is today?
Person 2: Hmm, I don't know!
Person 1: RAISIN THURSDAY!!!
Person 2: OMG LETS BUY SOME RAISINS!!
Person 2: Hmm, I don't know!
Person 1: RAISIN THURSDAY!!!
Person 2: OMG LETS BUY SOME RAISINS!!
by personalitydementor October 26, 2012
Get the Raisin Thursdaymug. anal raisins
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
Get the anal raisinmug. by Jake1688 November 3, 2010
Get the devil's raisinmug. Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
Get the Squishing a raisinmug. by jaja909 October 21, 2020
Get the cj raisinmug.