Dirty Quentin

Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.

"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."

by Monkeyfuck McGrew February 7, 2005

Umberto & Quentin

The closest Uday & Quesay would get to their names on those amusement park personalised licence plates.

I don't have an example. The definition is a joke.

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

Don’t Pull A Quentin

A phrase that you say to people that could ghost you for multiple days

Bro cmon, don’t pull a Quentin

by swedish fish addiction July 5, 2021

Homo Quentin

Someone who is usually in the closet about their gayness. But, in secret sucks a lot of dick.

Man, he’s a homo Quentin.

by Quentin is a homo June 12, 2018

to quentin

Short form of "to turn to Quentin"

Stop it, or I'll quentin you!

by Juggler Cultist February 19, 2004

to turn to Quentin

to go totally mad, including violence and murder

Somenone gets straight on yo' balls. He seems to be destined for a punch in his balls. So enough is enough - you turn to Quentin and give him what he wants.

by Juggler Cultist February 19, 2004