Puddle Cruiser 

The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.

Puddle Cruiser is a pretty good movie.

Puddle Cruiser by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

puddlefuck 

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

puddlefuck by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

Puddle Score 

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.

On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.

Puddle Score by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012

puddle of aids 

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.

Go drown in a puddle of aids.

puddle of aids by gfiafp August 1, 2017

Puddle Jumper 

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.

I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.

Puddle Jumper by Kaze77 August 2, 2019

Puddle Duck 

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.

"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."

Puddle Duck by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020

Puddle Water 

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

Puddle Water by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023