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cuddle puddle

A group of ravers "cuddling" at a rave
I was in a cuddle puddle... it was much fun.
by Kali July 17, 2004
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Platonic Puddle

A platonic puddle is a non-sexual, non-romantic cuddle session between two or more friends. Platonic puddles may be participated in by couples and usually stem from a love for non-sexual physical affection.

The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.

Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.

The Platonic version of a cuddle puddle
Every time Jenna, Amelia and Brandon cuddled, they got weird looks. Nobody seemed to get that their Platonic Puddle was just for comfort.
by BallroomFreak January 22, 2012
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Puddle Cruiser

The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.
by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006
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Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.
"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."
by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020
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puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.
by gfiafp August 1, 2017
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Pig Puddle

A derisive nickname for Saint Paul, Minnesota. Refers to Saint Paul's original 19th Century territorial name, Pigs-Eye.
I'm going over to Pig Puddle to see a show at the Turf Club tonight.
by MrMpls November 17, 2006
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bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.
Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.
by ShroomBear September 9, 2015
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