puddin smear

The name retards use for creamy juice stains in the panties.

girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."

by osirus mutha July 10, 2010

ya puddin

Fat person

Oi John ya puddin!

by El Zar de la Cocaína August 11, 2017

Puddin

The proof is in thepuddin

Pudding was Lysol

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

puddin face

When someone sticks their bottom lip out and looks reflected. Generally they do this when they want something but are told no.

That guy wanted to hit this but I told him hell to the no...now he's looking all puddin face.

by skintou September 9, 2013

dutty puddin

"scaanful dog eat dutty puddin," means don't scorn anyone or anything, because the minute you do you could be eating something even more dangerous and dirty or dealing w/ a situation more dangerous or dirty...such as the wrong friend if you scorn a certain group or kind, and rather another due to popularity reasons...
Dutty meaning dirty,
Scaanful meaning scornful

Scorning mickey deez wit a class d just to go to redlobster to eat from someone's pissy/shitty hand, so in dat case
scaanful dog did eat dutty puddin....

by mek it good October 16, 2009

Puddin Pop

Stick your dick in a girl's ass and then put it in her mouth.

Yeah bro I just puddin popped my girl last night!

by Jaylovesdinos November 6, 2020

dirty puddin

When you tell them before getting off you been eating pineapples but instead you have been drinking mtn dew and smoking crack

Alie was all ready to get a load tobad it was dirty puddin

by Cam2racing December 10, 2016