A person who signs up for and is cast on a television show where he and 25+ usually eligible bachelors date the same woman; but, instead of being a semi-normal human being like most of the rest of the men, may display behaviors including but not limited to:
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
by TacoBelle4 June 8, 2019
Get the Psychopathmug. “Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Get the Psychopathsmug. 
WhAt Do YoU eVeN mEaN bY pSyChOpAtHiC!? AnD wHaT’s ThE dEaL wItH aIrLiNe FoOd?
Hym “This psychopathic/narcissistic-types rhetoric is such a dishonest conceptual slight of hand. Because what you mean by psychopathic/narcissistic-types is people who are low in conscientiousness. How do we know? Because you don’t have a problem with the dead-soul low-agreeableness that leads people to care only about themselves and their families (in-for-as they are an extension of yourself), it’s the unwillingness to allow yourself to be exploited and the willingness to exploit others. That’s all your conscientiousness really is.
Hym “This psychopathic/narcissistic-types rhetoric is such a dishonest conceptual slight of hand. Because what you mean by psychopathic/narcissistic-types is people who are low in conscientiousness. How do we know? Because you don’t have a problem with the dead-soul low-agreeableness that leads people to care only about themselves and their families (in-for-as they are an extension of yourself), it’s the unwillingness to allow yourself to be exploited and the willingness to exploit others. That’s all your conscientiousness really is.
Allow yourself to be exploited so that once you get to the top (if you do at all) you can redistribute the exploitation OR (if you don’t) you tolerate the exploitation indefinitely. Additionally, what you’re doing is going a step beyond Hyung Chul Han’s concept of ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and necessitating the ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and (in the context of or relationship) enforcing it. Also, I won’t have access to the best brain surgeon, Jordan. You will. So, what you’re saying is (get the reference?) ‘You need me to be better than you! You WANT me to be better than you! Don’t you want ME (and a select few) to have access to the best neurosurgeon?” But you’re not better than me Jordan. You gave me a C- and now you’re selling my C- work to your fans. And I’m low in agreeableness so I don’t care if your slut wife dies of cancer. My grandmother 👵 already died of cancer and you all deserve it more than she did (as far as I’m concerned). And don’t I vaguely remember Mikhaila saying you moved around a lot? From Harvard teacher to UN secretary advisor to University is Toronto teacher to prophet. Sounds a little psychopathic to me. How many other students did you fail just to turn around and use their work to advance your own position in life?”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
Get the Psychopathicmug. He asked be what I wanted from taco bell for breakfast this morning and thats when I knew he was an Actual psychopath.
by Shankins November 18, 2021
Get the Actual psychopathmug. Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the Sex > Relationship = Psychopathmug.