poomp

A word used by Scottish people when someone 'lets one off'. Someone who poomps often, becomes a poomper.

Fiona "ooh, i just did a wee poomp!"

Alan "och aye, you're a lil poomper, you are"

by ParkwayDrivePpl. March 4, 2011

monela apadom ploom ploom

Can be used to imply that the person who is trying to be humorous is infact unfunny and is boring you. Has its roots in Latin

"This comedian sucks!!! Monela apadom ploom ploom!"

by Jareth October 12, 2003

poom poom clown

When a white girl thinks she is black and Giggs just mugs her off.

White girl 'I aint no poom poom clown! definately aint no poom poom clown!'

Giggs 'Basically she aint aint a poom poom clown'

People watching 'Ahaha that girls a fassy Giggs mugged her off'

by Randall Hype Randz January 24, 2011

pooma

acronym for Peeing out of my ass P.O.O.M.A. AKA bad diareah.

oh man i ate dirty sanchez's mexican food last night. all those beans made me POOMA so bad!
OR
dude i just took the roughest POOMA
whats POOMA?
Pee out of my ass

by BabySleeper August 5, 2006

poomonster

an entity made of fecal matter. Supposedly supports pro-choice politicians and slacks off while supposed to do big ass research project.

Emily: You support abortion?! You poomonster!

by Stevie Wonder on Crack October 17, 2004

Poomer

Poomer: Poo Humour.
Humour based around pooing and farting.
Someone who finds pooing and farting hilarious or even just amusing.

Emily: I'm looking for someone with a G.S.O.P.
Alex: I too enjoy people with a Good Sense of Poomer.

by Zefstar December 4, 2013

Poom poom

The act of sex...

Hugh: Man I gotta get me some poom poom tonight.

by Jalopadus December 18, 2005