quesadilla promise

A promise to make quesadillas for someone

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm

by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021

Pucker Promise

When you make promise by inserting any body part into the other party's anus. They then pucker their asshole on said body part to seal the promise.

"Mason promise you wont roofie me tonight"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"

by mrpploper August 9, 2023

texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack

Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack

by Bsmdns February 22, 2018

german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.

Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada

by @exileoftza July 7, 2022

Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 4, 2013

Conrow Promise

When someone tells you that there are going to be a group of sexy asian girls at a specific location. Term came about by the infamous Justin Conrow.

Im Definitely going to the club tonight, i got the Conrow promise and i have yellow fever tonight.

by Bobby Dangerous February 20, 2009

The Promised Neverland

Emma, an age 11 orphan living in Grace Field House, a orphanage housing her and 37 other orphans. They live life, with plentiful food, plush beds, clean clothes, games and the love of their "Mom". Their education is seen as an important part of their development, and Emma with her two best friends Norman and Ray, always excel in the regular exams. They allowed to go anywhere expect to venture beyond the perimeter wall or gate which separate the house from the outside world.One day, a girl named Conny is sent away to be "adopted", but Emma and Norman follow with her favorite stuffed animal toy. At the gate, they find Conny dead and discover the truth about their existence in this orphanage – to be raised as meat for demons. Emma and Norman plan with Ray to escape from Grace Field House with the others,but Norman is taken off to be "adopted". Emma and Ray then decide to escape with some of their siblings, leaving half of the younger kids behind.The escapees find life outside Grace Field House is filled with dangers, but they become determined to return to free their remaining siblings, along with children from the other Farms. They encounter demons , but two others who aid them in their quest. Emma and Ray later meet up with Norman and together with their allies, they fight a battle for freedom against the demon queen and the human Peter Ratri who manages the Farms.Emma secures the freedom of all the children and re makes "The Promise", bringing all of them to the human world.

The promised Neverland is so sad

by NEZUKO CHANNNN August 6, 2022