Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.

'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'

by Blonest May 4, 2019

dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

promise shoe

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.

you give someone you really love and want to marry a promise shoe

by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020

texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack

Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack

by Bsmdns February 22, 2018

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021

Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.

“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”

by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018