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Green Whats Your Problem?

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*
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Face Problem

Term used to describe someone with extreme aesthetic disabilities, although its use is not strictly exclusive to ugly people.

Also used to describe very unlucky people. Like when something bad happens but only to a particular person, he is said to have a face problem because it was only him and no one else had the similiar misfortune.
He was the only person on his paintball team to be shot. The opponents really dont like his face. Poor guy with a face problem.
by Alucrix January 20, 2007
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Sexual Proclivities

He had many sexual proclivities that she was unaware of.
She left him.
by Signer August 13, 2011
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a you problem

a problem that you own, and shouldn't share.

if someone tells you that your problem is a 'you problem', that probably means that no one cares.
Person 1: My grandma died today.

Person 2: That sounds like a you problem.

Person 1: Damn.
by cuaali May 18, 2021
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banana problem

1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."
Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.
by mandingoh June 9, 2005
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Proclasstinate

Hey, if your gonna procrasinate you might as well be classy about it! Proclasstinate.
by Kar3n January 28, 2009
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Black Swan Problem

A strange and out-of-control hairstyle which has literally taken on a life of its own. Results from too long without having a haircut, characterized by unsettling feeling overcoming bystanders. A Black Swan Problem may or may not have the ability to exercise mind control over the "wearer" and invariably causes a vacant and confused look in the eyes. Although difficult to describe, one is immediately aware when they are in the presence of a Black Swan Problem.
Wow Barge, I realize I haven't seen you in a while, but that is some Black Swan Problem you are rockin.

Jesus, if you know what is good for all of us, you will get that Black Swan Problem tamed before it achieves world domination!
by Birdman529 February 5, 2010
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