georgia porcelain

An imaginary girlfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!

Hi Bridget, I hope one day you can meet my girlfriend. Her name is Georgia Porcelain

by adams11s August 5, 2014

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

Porcelain Punisher

A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.

"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"

"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"

by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.

i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

porcelain challenge

An extremely dangerous trend where you grind up old china and snort it.

Person 1: have you heard of the porcelain challenge?

Person 2: yeah, two people have died and 7 hospitalized.

by ChildProgeny October 2, 2022