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bigger dick foreign policy theory

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"
by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014
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institute for public policy research

A jumped up bunch of overpaid public school twats who think they have a god given right to spout their views that they think should be law, on just about every aspect of our miserable lives. Main reason to take the heat off the government for making the population prisioners of the governments big brother, want it now faster and quicker and fucking supersize that for me society.
institute for public policy research : "Hey look guys there's some drunk 18 year old girls' in Nottingham falling around and having a good time.. Lets make a rule a against it"
The UK population response "Stick your views up your arse if you've got one. you freaks"
by Free Willy The Great One April 22, 2007
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One penis policy aka OPP

In polyamory and open relationships, when a (cis) male feels entitled to all of the women he wants, but demands that his primary not sleep with other men. Hence, a "one penis policy," or OPP.
My husband fucks anyone he wants, but I can't sleep with other men because of his fucking insecure One penis policy aka OPP
by @ExcellentSmell December 25, 2021
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The 13 policy

A specific day where if you ask someone a question, they are obligated to say yes.
Wait you rejected him? Remember the 13 policy?
by Tyrone is just spitting September 3, 2022
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Policy

Nope. Not true. The contract states explicitly that I won't be making any 'broad, sweeping policy changes and would allow the government to function as it was intended.' These policies just wouldn't apply to me under the auspices of the Legal Exemption Clause.
Hym "And I was telling them earlier that I would be willing to amend the compliance clause but, in seeing how much effort you are willing to expend in slow walking the mechanism by which I would enact my will, I'm not so sure. Policy on the otherhand would be up to you. At least until someone violates one of the clauses in a manner that I would consider egregious, at which point that someone would likely not be passing any policy from that point on."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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