by nemizis November 21, 2007
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Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
by dwbrown705 June 20, 2011
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1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.
2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
by IfuckinghatePlanking September 24, 2011
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A noun
A person who identifies as a plant or species of vegetation, who was born or brought into this world inside the body of a homo sapien.
A noun
A person who identifies as a plant or species of vegetation, who was born or brought into this world inside the body of a homo sapien.
"Well, being plantkin, I naturally gravitated towards the flowers and stuff"- Unknown, Kat, "Untitled text post", CuriousPlantkin, Tumblr, Date Unknown.
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by braye-king September 21, 2014
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It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.
"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.
These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.
"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.
These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
by numeratededed June 9, 2011
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by ian the d March 17, 2004
Get the planktoning mug.An idiotic fad in which kids lay flat across a surface with arms at sides, chin up and toes pointed. Although, half of them just lay across the surface.. Then post pictures of this act on social networking sites such as facebook, thinking it makes them cool.
John: "Ayeee, look at the kid planking on the feild goal post!"
Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
by whaaaathetruck July 31, 2011
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