Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Crystal Pitts

A Location in the Big Bend of Florida where hookers and women of the night congregate.

That hood boogers got vapid while dwelling in the ol' Crystal Pitts.

by Rev.Gin June 11, 2018

Oli Pitts

Cheasy knob. 110% chance touches little boys. Rather weird.

Oli pitts is mega imposter sussy baka

by Notgayprickthattouchesurmom September 19, 2021

Re'Mya Pitts

she is the most funny smart and moody girl I've ever met. she can make me smile by just looking at me she has the most beautiful teeth they match her face so well shes mine. to whoever is seeing this. shes ems always and forever no matter what. shes my first everything except kiss but shes just so wonderful. i love her so so so so much - your first love, Em.

have you seen Re'Mya Pitts i heard shes taken by Em!!

by ineedlovelove June 14, 2022

Jack Pitts

Big and strong, like Peter Griffin

Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!

by JackPittsstan May 29, 2024

pitts

"The pitts" is a colloquial expression that is often used to describe a situation or experience that is extremely unpleasant, terrible, or disastrous. It can be used to emphasize how bad or unfortunate something was. It is similar to saying "it was the worst" or "it was terrible."

The first time (I was bitten twice that time) was the pitts. When I went to bed that night (probably about 4 hours after the bite) I felt pretty sick.

by Alex de Creon July 12, 2023

Pitt

A Pitt is someone who thinks he is perfect in every way. But actually is slightly under average in most ways.

Used to describe a group or a persons personality.

"Wow John is such a Jerk"
"actually he's a Pitt"

by SirMankyMoo April 22, 2018