Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.
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(n): A discipline concerned with the physical sciences which seeks to explain the natural laws that surround us by way of inventing imprecise measuring techniques and devices, forcing computer science students into having to suffer through 5 credit hours of pure nonsense which will have no bearing on their goals or their future, minus the fact that physics really does play a part in daily life--albeit hidden in the shadows, not playing any part in earning the daily bread, and having nothing to do with algorithms or data structures. Anyone who believes this is an integral part of a computer science degree should go suck eggs.
"Chemistry and Physics make up the physical sciences." "Physics should play no part in a computer science degree." "Unless someone is a student of physics, introductory physics should be the most any computer science student should have to endure." "Physics is a punishing and traumatic event in the academic life of the computer scientist, even if they're a 4.0 (A) student." "I taught chemistry while earning my CS degree, so don't get me wrong, I simply have a distaste for physics because the lab instructor was determined to prove the law of conservation of pain--the herpes rash around his anus transferred into anal retentive atmosphere in his lab."
by Computer Scientist January 20, 2006
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Get the Physics mug.Commonly taught by older women wearing kitty-kat print sweaters. It's fun if you understand it, sucks if you don't, some are constantly in the median.
P=mv (momentum = mass times velocity)
Simple enough.
Try this: Impulse = m times change in velocity = change in momentum.
All equal to each other.
Simple enough.
Try this: Impulse = m times change in velocity = change in momentum.
All equal to each other.
by Chloeeee November 13, 2003
Get the physics mug.According to the song "Gronlandic Edit" by Of Montreal, we fell back to Earth like gravity's bitches. So, physics makes us all its bitches.
A: Hey bitch.
B: I'm not your bitch. I'm physics' bitch.
A: Says who?
B: Says Of Montreal, that's who.
B: I'm not your bitch. I'm physics' bitch.
A: Says who?
B: Says Of Montreal, that's who.
by JCUZZZ April 12, 2010
Get the physics mug.Class where we learn about the heterosexual teacher's man-eating goat Gilbert, and learn nothing whatsoever about energy.
We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.
We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.
Me: Hey, i dont understand this power shit...can you help me?
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...
by Del May 16, 2004
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