dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.

eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's

by braddles April 12, 2014

fucking parallely

To show equal involvement during sex.

Guy 1 : dude, how was she last night??

Guy 2: bro , I thought she Will make the things akward, but she was fucking parallely last night bro.

by thakurSahaab May 16, 2016

Urinalysis paralysis

When you become too nervous to pee during a drug test. Can be caused by fear of testing positive or just plain situational discomfort.

Man, with the inspector standing right there, I got serious urinalysis paralysis.

by Hoser2 March 2, 2018

Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.

"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."

by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018

Practily paralyzed

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.

Man when I see a possible confrontation on this girls homefront I get Practily paralyzed.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.

I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.

by Junebug333 August 10, 2019

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.

Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

by Techniques69 October 11, 2020