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phony like you

What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.
One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.
by Gopos cellmate November 22, 2013
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phontaloom

The act of farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles
by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016
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Phontalooming

Jason E was phontalooming last night
by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016
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Phony High

A phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.
p1: Is that girl high?
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.
by TheWanderingCarrot April 20, 2017
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phoneatory rape

When one person phones another and pleases themselves without the other party being aware. Phone sex that is not consensual
Dude I totally just jerked off during our conversation and you had no idea! That's considered phoneatory rape man!
by Ray and Albert August 14, 2017
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Phony Tryhard

A noob/scrub that has tryhard tendencies (attempting to be the best, etc.), but has noob behaviors and tactics (dying alot, wearing noob outifts, etc.) and end up failing due to these mix of traits
John Boy: Hey Tim, the dude in all black is trying to snipe me in the tower with a Dragonov.

Tim: Oh shit, is he a legit player?

John Boy: Nah I just killed him earlier, he is a Phony Tryhard.
by yng.jar June 22, 2018
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Phoneable

Errrrr....are you phoneable right now?
by Theves August 14, 2018
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