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phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).
He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.
by monkey January 28, 2005
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PhD from LIU

A Phone Degree from Look It Up.

An education gained not in school but through addiction to the smartphone. The reflex to Look It Up, in the face of any unknown fact, is the giveaway of a 21st century autodidact.
The professor seems to have her doctorate and then some, but watch closely for three minutes and you'll see's got a PhD from LIU.
by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2020
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Phd

I'm in a Long Distance relation with girlfriend. My girlfriend was bragging to her friends about my phd.
by GodzillaShotgun February 13, 2023
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Street PhD

When you have mastery of a subject, and the jargon to match, you have a better appreciation of that topic and can appreciate and articulate concepts that novices do not know exist.
"I have a report to write on 90's sitcoms, but since I was raised by wolves, I have no knowledge of any of those shows."
"Go ask Anthony, he has a Street PhD in TV."
by WTFMarketing January 25, 2014
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A.J. Phd

An Early nineties TV show about a near homeless psychologist that tracks down serial killers in his brown Volvo with brown police light, the highlight of the show is when the serial killers turn their attentions towards AJ and hide in his apartment ready to pounce. Usually accompanied by slap bass music.
Episode 1.45, when AJ returns home to his apartment only to find a serial killer ready to pounce.
by It's Anthony March 10, 2004
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PHD

"you know all the girls love my PHD"
by connor January 19, 2005
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PHD Problems

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.
"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems
by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012
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