performative male

A performative male is one who reads books by women authors, drinks matcha, and carries a tote bag (bonus points if it's artsy) with a labubu pinned to it. Also, wear baggy pants. He likely listens to indie artists like Clairo. The books he reads may include, but are not limited to: The Bell Jar, Intermezzo, and We Should All Be Feminists. His home or room likely has vinyl collections hung on the walls.

Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫

Nico is a performative male. He carries a tote bag (with a lababu pinned) when going out, reads feminist literature in cafes and posts wholesome content on social media that make you feel warm, safe, and think, "Nico is the guy I wanna be besties with". However his priv account is a 180.

by mangolovercats22 August 16, 2025

Performance of a lifetime

AH's performance in court. dramatic production.

AH gave the performance of a lifetime in court & lost.

by Melonpan June 16, 2022

The Performance

When you take off your shirt for your girlfriend while FaceTiming

“Yo how was your night last night?”

“Pretty good. Called up the girl, gave her The Performance

by DeezNutz124 May 7, 2020

San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts

Ghetto LaGuardia

“Where do you go to school?” “San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts (SDSCPA)” “really? That’s dope!” “Nah man, It’s just Ghetto-ass LaGuardia”

by SDSCPA Muncher :) December 5, 2021

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I hope they invite me to that party, I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to get that invite

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

Ghost Performer

A ghost performer is someone who fills in for a type of performance or routine if a member isn’t available it could be someone random or someone that a choreographer would know of with the same skill set that would be used in the routine or simply a hired stunt double or someone who can execute a role in a performance when needed.

A ghost performer is needed due to one of our members not being available for our circus routine.

by Nashlyn July 29, 2022

performance khakis

speciále pair of khakis intended to make you look queer as fuck.

Bro, johnny wearing those performance khakis in the gym was such a cuck move.

by dirtydoggy6969 May 12, 2019