groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.

person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!

by chompgiraffe June 29, 2024

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Loco-Perpetual Motion

The Theory that any perpetual motion that one comes across is always local to ones location

Loco-Perpetual Motion is a serious thought for one's mind.

by Thadicus Whom Noob December 19, 2025

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021