Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 3, 2022

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023

penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 August 7, 2008

Penile Leakage

When ya dick spoutin juices it shouldn't

"Man, Jeremy's got some bad Penile Leakage."

by Neanderthal Gaming August 17, 2016

Penile racism

The opinion that different color penises are better than others, in taste, aesthetic quality, and performance ability.

Penile racism example: "pink" penises look and tested like raw meat, I need a penis that is delightfully browned.

by Cassie217 February 24, 2017

penil-toe

the man version of a "camel-toe"

you can tell someone has a penil-toe when you can see the outline of their Balls!

by Melissa : ) October 14, 2008

Penile Delinquency

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words

Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor

by darren dorling February 10, 2008