"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me
-me
by Dave July 6, 2004
Get the Jimmy Patterson mug.1. the sound of water or a similar liquid rapidly dripping or falling onto a surface.
2. the onomatopoeia for the light tapping sound of a small animal's feet when it is running.
2. the onomatopoeia for the light tapping sound of a small animal's feet when it is running.
1. The pitter patter of the rain outside was relaxing as I snuggled in my warm bed.
2. The mice are in here somewhere...i can hear the pitter patter of their feet! *pitter patter pitter patter*
2. The mice are in here somewhere...i can hear the pitter patter of their feet! *pitter patter pitter patter*
by Strawberry Yan March 7, 2012
Get the pitter patter mug.To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.
If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.
Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.
He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.
She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.
Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.
He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.
She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
by jelly23 August 29, 2012
Get the Joe Paterno mug.New York`s mother. She hates Flavor Flav and Chance and will take away anything thug-like from her daughter. See devil.
by iHateEmos July 9, 2007
Get the Sister Patterson mug.Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.
by Nad Nerb February 13, 2010
Get the Patterson Mill Middle/High School mug.Something that should be state law in all 50 states.When you consider that fully one third of ALL live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.
HOMIE 1:"Yesterday my girl got pissed at me and said that little RAY RAY ain't mine.What if she's tellin' the truth?"
HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"
HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."
HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."
HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"
HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."
HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."
by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006
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