Patrick Howell

1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.

2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.

3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.

4. A permanent state of arousal.

Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.

Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?

"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".

The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.

Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now

by xylophoneBoy December 2, 2009

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

(Your welcome Noel Miller)

Yooo lets get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Gill_kody December 16, 2019

Patricia Rafael luis

She is a dirty minded girl who has had many crushes before, she does not know how to make her own decisions because she is a little brat who cant even take care of herself. She talks way too much! plus she has boy problems...

Patricia Rafael luis will never shut up even if you ask her to

by halo lowis May 22, 2022

Patricia

She is fine as fuck .she hates when people call her pretty or compliment her . She wants to find someone to love for the rest of her life. She has many friends. She likes someone who has a girlfriend. She like people who make her feel happy and she I only hangs with people who love her.

She is really a Patricia

by Dvin9979 December 5, 2018

tera patrick

fine ass porn star that loves the dick. nice ass, great tits. i know a girl that looks just like her (and her name is tara)

if i could fuck tara or tera, i would, it doesnt matter who they look like twin sisters

by low blow September 10, 2003

Patricia

She is a sexyyyyy girl with brown curly hair, she got dat booty, and a good ass kisser. She loves to flirt she's a whole freak. She can get dick anytime she wants. She can make you fall in love with just a touch of the hand or just a glance of the face or just her personality. She is just so perfect. She can scoop anybody. She is a very lovable person and a good ass friend.

Patricia she a full course meal uffff

by Thegoat.a November 29, 2017

Patrick Star

The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.

"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."

"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"

Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"

*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*

by punchline March 6, 2005