Parker is passionate about people and loves Jesus. He's rocked the man bun since birth, and embraces the inner hipster inside of him.
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Get the Parker mug.A large feller who enjoys consuming big macs on the daily. Catches small fish but thinks he's the next KVD. His friends tend to call him a slaunch donkey.
"Do you see that kid over there eating 4 big macs?"
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."
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Parker is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has gorgeous eyes. He can give you the wrong idea sometimes and can be lowkey dumb sometimes. A ton of girls take him for granted though, and don’t realize what they had until they’ve lost him. Any girl would be lucky to call him theirs. Parker usually likes younger girls, it’s just his preference. He’ll treat you like a queen and is the sweetest soul, unless you’re joking around, then he’s an asshole. But you gotta love him!
Vanessa : “Omg guys, I think Parker just looked at me”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”
Hailey : “Yeah, right”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”
Hailey : “Yeah, right”
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