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Pansexual 

Pansexual is when somebody can be sexually attracted to anyone no matter what gender. This always confused me though because since there are only 2 genders wouldn't that make the bisexual?
Daughter: Mom, I'm pansexual. I hope you'll accept me for this.
Mom: No I don't accept you, you stupid bitch.
Daughter: Please Mom, I didn't choose to be like this.
Mom: Not your sexuality dumbass, there are only 2 genders. You're bisexual!!

Daughter: But......
Mom: You're uber will be here at 6:00.
Daughter: Where are you sending me!?
Mom: School.
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Pansexual 

A person who's is attracted to someone regardless of gender. Gender does not play a role in a pansexual person choosing of a partner.

I'm glad many here think it's a funny thing to make jokes about.

Well I guess the uneducated and quite frankly, stupid, people get to put their shit up on here. I'll take the opportunity to point out their various low intelligences.

Jackasses.
My sexual identity would be defined as pansexual.
Pansexual by GFYifyoudontlikeit March 26, 2019

Pansexual 

A pansexual is somebody who is attracted to nor genders but personality.
Person one: "Look at that man he's so sexy!"
Pansexual: "I wonder what his personality is!"

Pansexual 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to frying pans
Chef One: Oh my god, I fucking love this frying pan!
Chef Two: I love fucking this frying pan!
Chef One: Dude, you're pansexual? That's fucked up!
Pansexual by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

Pansexual 

The word to describe tumblrites, fake hipsters and scared to come out lesbians.

They claim they could love a transgender person however they have never met one in their life.
Normal person: hello, are you bi
Pansexual idiot: no I'm pan
Normal person: what does that mean
Pansexual idiot: I like all people especially people I've never met and probably won't fall in love with ever
Normal person: that makes no sense you are quite mentally off
Pansexual idiot: BIGOT BIGOTED BIGOT!!!!! (walks off sulking knowing the normal person is right)
Pansexual by Danielcringle December 8, 2015

Pansexual 

Someone who is in love with pans and has no love for men or women.
I am pansexual I am in a relationship with my moms read pan!
Pansexual by ConanSenpai April 23, 2017

Pansexual 

The sexual attraction to any gender. So basically just another word for bisexual. Or it is its own word if you're crazy enough to believe in these 63 genders.
Steve: Are you gay?
Michael: No I am pansexual.
Steve: What is that?
Michael: I am attracted to people of every gender.
Steve: So you mean bisexual.
Michael: No because there are 63 genders...
Steve: Shut the fuck up Michael, you are bisexual because there are only 2 genders you utter twat.
Pansexual by Bananus95 August 19, 2017