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48 hour panties

when a female rocks the same pair of panties for more then 48 hours, causing crustation and a very foul odor, usually found on pilted ass bitches who got all there bags of clothes stolen from a motel 2 days prior.
dam boon i hope you didnt hit that, pilted patty was rockin the 48 hour panties for sure.
by bomber619 January 25, 2011
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granny panties

1.) Underwear women wear because they have no sex lives or hags. 2.) Underwear your mother bought you. 3.) What normal women are forced to wear when all the other panties haven't been washed yet.
Oh God! I forgot I was wearing damn granny panties! Shit, now I can't get drunk and strip!
by MissyLalalala July 5, 2005
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paris-panties

Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world
Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"

Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "
by KaylinOwnsYou June 5, 2007
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boof panties

ugly underwear for ugly girls. Usually women that are plain jane and ungroomed will be caught wearing these elusive undergarments.
Ruth had some mad boof panties on today.
by Andy Ober December 31, 2008
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Brazilian panties

The gold standard in women underwear. Brazilian panties or "calcinhas" are characterized by their perfect coverage--somewhere between a thong and a bikini indeed--excellent fabric (usually lycra or cotton and lace), beautiful construction, delicate details, and super cute colors (usually light, soft shades). The result is a beautiful, sexy, extremely comfy and highly democratic pantie--these things look good on any booty nationality, not just Brazilian.

Disclaimer: Ok, I'm Brazilian, and, yes, I'm a girl. Sooo, I'm kinda biased, but just a tiny little bit.
NEW!! AS SEEN ON MILLIONS OF HAPPY BOOTIES IN BRAZIL!! Tired of how your booty looks? Noticing your panties are not helping your case? Time to get your Brazilian Panties!! The no frills, no hassle, no sweat, no scars ultimate butt-lifter/beautifier!! The fastest and easiest way to get a sexy butt! It's comfy too! GET YOURS NOW!*

*Results may vary. It helps if you are already sorta hot.
by PenelopeCharmosa April 12, 2010
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grandma panties

the huge saggy underwear, that your grandma, mom, or even you wear.
my grandma was wearing her grandma panties to the store.
by swimmy761 January 1, 2004
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smash your panties

Coitus between a male and female when the female is still wearing her panties, and they must be pulled aside for the man's penis to penetrate the vagina.
"Meet me in the back of the library, I'm gonna smash your panties" or "Man, you wouldn't believe it, but I smashed that chick's panties last night" or "I want to fuck you right now bitch. Don't worry about taking your panties off, I'm going to smash them"
by rockin713b March 29, 2009
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