a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Bam Bam here comes pam

A saying to describe the dramatic entrance of a plus-sized person, with reference to Pam from Brawl stars.

Dude: yooo look at her
You and dude: BAM BAM HERE COMES PAM!

by Ethxnol June 5, 2019

yan pam

yan pam is a giga nerd but also cool
can be used to describe someone who should be like 3 years ahead
also very good at music
emo sometimes
HAS to get a+ in everything

Friend 1: I got an A in music and maths.. kill me
Friend 2: An A is good! I got a C+..
Friend 1: But I'm a yan pam!!! I CANT get A.. i need A+!!!

by soundwaveknight June 19, 2023

PAM

Punk Ass Millennial

What is that PAM thinking treating me as an intrusive guest in my own home?!

by Pipercubpn December 28, 2021

Pam Jongho Selfie Moment

Seething and growling over a photo of an idol, leading to a state of delusion.

IM HAVING A PAM JONGHO SELFIE MOMENT

by juicyjmin January 17, 2023

PAM

PAM stands for Passive Asian Male. These tend to be Asian men, who don't have the Cojones to approach women. Reasons for this may be, lack of confidence, social anxiety, small wiener, etc. The common trend seems to be a lack of self-esteem due to any of the reasons mentioned previously.

Hey Ethan! Go say "Hi" to her. Stop being such a PAM!

by jrkong July 25, 2018

PAMS

Problem Averted by Moving Slow - To allow time to pass until a problem becomes irrelevant OR to procrastinate so effectively that the issue is overtaken by events.

Microsoft simply never got around to implementing those features like the documentation implied, so the security vulnerability simply never existed.

One of the most underrated cybersecurity tactics is PAMS. Let the compeditor find out all the ways it can go wrong first.

by DrydenMaker August 18, 2025