Hood Ornament

An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .

Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*

G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol

by onateag April 24, 2011

glass ornament

a pretty christmas decoration favoried by men of the gaysian variety, particularly in St. Louis

Nguyen loves himself some glass ornaments

by Ashley St. Claire March 14, 2003

Todd the Ornament

You say your are going to do something, talk about it to everyone but then you don't.

Yea, why does that guy always todd the ornament?

by hermithouseporkchop January 27, 2011

ornal

A word that the late Alabama layer Robert Charles Smith front the 1930's used to describe one if his most devilish (and flaming) adversary, John Daniel Elliott, No one knows the history of the word, this is the only recorded use of the word up until today. These two men settled their differences in the courtroom, but resorted to name calling once the room heated up. Some say that the word was a discription of the fling that they both had with the judge ,Joshua David Abner. Although the mystery continues today, we are all sure that these men were with no doubt homosexual. Our only hint to the word is that it means homosexual ot love-buddy

ex- "you honor this ornal defendant is just buying time"

by jo3_9 July 11, 2006

Hood Ornament

Jaywalkers. People or animals crossing in the middle of the street where there is no crosswalk.

I was out Christmas shopping and there were hood ornaments all over the place! I had to swerve to avoid the ugly ones. You know I want a cute guy in just the right pose for my hood ornament.

by Lauren Cooper March 5, 2008

Csharpin ounaus

Csharpin ounaus is a new model of ak47. This one uses 7.56mm bullets and it kills everyone with one shot.

OMG I KILLED A NIGGAR WITH CSHARPIN OUNAUS!!! WUHUUUU!!
Sir, we need backup, they have Csharpin ounaus!

by U.S Navy Seals August 16, 2004

ourday

When everything seems to go your way, but not just for you, but for you and your friends.

Friend: I got some dank weed

Then we smoked it all and walked to the store and got munchies.

Happy ourday amigo!

by chrestor June 13, 2011