ostrichsize

Ostrichsize (ös’trich-siz’) v
1. to stick one’s head in the sand
2. to take no notice of dating abuse

synonyms: ignore, disregard, avoid

antonyms: learn, look out, step up, speak out

For example: see www.reachma.org/pavenet

You know your friend is an a bad relationship. Their partner puts them down, tells them what they can do, who they can see, etc.

If you decide to do nothing about it, then you ostrichsize.

by Peers Against ViolencE April 3, 2009

ostrich

A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.

I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.

by John 1955s October 4, 2009

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004

unabashed ostrich

If you have always before been up-to-date on the news, domestic and globally (and not just in terms of our military interests), but since the Ascension of Donald Trump, you simply cannot tolerate the news in any form, and you are not the least bit ashamed about this, for you are doing your work for those (and what, e.g., the arts) he is hurting, you are an unabashed ostrich.

You don't get to be an unabashed ostrich unless you are actually being of service in the world, which compensates for knowing absolutely nothing about this cardboard pseudo-government's operations.

"Now that the AIDS Council report is finished, I am going home to watch SNL—my only news source," laughed Jill, an unabashed ostrich.

by SAJESQNYC March 20, 2017

Ostrich

A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.

That barmaids one fucking ostrich.

by Saoirse September 1, 2003

Ostrich size

To mock. Make fun of. To compare to an ostrich.

I'm gonna ostrich size that punk ass kid.

by OpethRules April 14, 2003

ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.

"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008