phantom of the opera

when you are jerking off and you cum in your hand and then smear it on your girls face like the mask of the phantom

my friend drew gave his girlfriend the phantom of the opera lastnight

by jason westphal October 10, 2006

The phantom of the opera

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.

She liked when I gave her the phantom of the opera

by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017

soap opera moment

when something really dramatic happens that seems like it could easily happen on a soap opera.

person 1 "hey"
person 2 "woah! ok! how did you get in my house?!
person 3 "dude, soap opera moment"

by hermoine96 August 3, 2011

Cock Opera

A display of two or more males boasting their skills in the presence of or in competition with other males.

The panel in this seminar was a total cock opera and I really didn't learn a dam thing.

I was trying to join the conversation but it just turned in to a total cock opera so I moved on.

showoff ego trip

by MonaKnox October 8, 2012

Shit Opera

Like a common shit show, but longer and more painful.

This Trump presidency is going to be a shit opera.

by Julius Capricorn November 10, 2016

The Opera

A group of people that think they know everything, but are actually full of shit. Most notably their leader who should fuckin know better. This is not to be confused with "OPHL", "The Opera Half-Life" or "Opera HL" which is a game pretty much made by three insane monkey-like people.

:D Thought this would make you laugh.

GET WELL SOON BRO!
Love, Yer maik beleev lil brutha

Man you act like you should be "workin" on <B>The Opera</b>, brah!

by Raian January 10, 2005

Phantom of the Opera

The act of blowing your manly load upon approximately one half of your partner's face in such a way that they appear to be wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask.

Brad thought it would be classy if he gave the chick he brought home that night the old Phantom of the Opera, so just before he blew his wad he covered half of her face with a blanket. She was duly impressed at his ingenuity.

by Brosideon, King of the Brocean September 12, 2011