Mom

The worst person in the universe

I'm writing this to piss off my Mom

by I hate my mom very very much November 11, 2021

Mom

Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you

Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life

by TheAnarchistSystem October 5, 2021

mom

the woman that pushed u out her pussy

"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"

by Br_itachi27 October 27, 2021

Mom

The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.

Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize

by oofergangoofergang October 30, 2019

mom

made of money

child: Mom can we get some Mcdonalds
Mom: what do you think i am made of money
Child: inst that what mom stands for

by #therealqueen November 8, 2018

mom

a sexy bitch

i fuck your mom

by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020

Mom

A human that tells you to clean your room and you may not like it but you should love and respect your mother (mike)

I love my mom

by EbAg the great November 9, 2020