Dock Shock

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

by sheeshkabobs November 10, 2010

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Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 06, 2012

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Dock Talker

A person (usually living alone at a marina on a boat) that doesn't have much interaction with other people so he/she is hungry for conversation.

When you finally get a chance to escape your daily life and get a little time on your boat, this person always intercepts you and starts up a conversation that's hard to end without being rude.

I had one day off from work and I planned for a quiet day on my boat fishing. Instead I spent the first half stuck at the marina trying to get away from George, the Dock Talker.

by KLH444 January 07, 2013

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Yellow Dock

To partake in a yellow dock is to add hard liquor or spirits to an already alcoholic mixed beverage. The result of which is typically an extreme and more expedient level of intoxication. Common combinations include vodka with Palm Bays, Smirnoff Ice, Twisted Teas or other coolers. Experimentation with other combinations has mixed results (pun intended).

1. She kept adding more vodka to her Palm Bay; she was yellow docking hard.
2. I yellow docked last night and don't remember a thing.
3. Last night was a code Blue Fox Red; those yellow docks hit me hard.

by littlelion April 24, 2014

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