by timothy cook October 17, 2008

Man 1: Damn. She's got more testosterone than the entire football team.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
by Itchy nutsack May 31, 2006

by Steve Thornhill January 22, 2008

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.
Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008

When a conservative girl covers her sagging tits in whipped cream, and shoves a guy's face into her chest, n sticks her cream covered tits in his ears!
Instead of shoving that reddit whip down his throat, that sweet kinky cougar opted for the reddi mush
by t-bone-shank May 3, 2020

First day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. Typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a Mush Monday
Chris grab me another beer!!! I have already called in sick for work tomorrow. There is really no sense in going. After 48 hours of drinking it would just be another Mush Monday.
by somechic July 27, 2009
